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Platty Rap

Journal Entry: Sat Dec 11, 2010, 11:29 AM

My name's The Platypus and you know I'm a crazy dude
I'm gonna interrupt like Kanye and I promise not to be rude
I'ma lay it down for you and hope you not find it all too crude
But you heard me say I'm the Platypus and I'm a crazy dude

I may not be the best rapper, but don't you get on my case
My lyrical imperfection will help me implode your face
Then I'm going to take some flowers and put them in the remaining space
Crowds of people will walk by and say, "What a delightful vase!"

Don't let my shape confuse you or even give you pause
I'm a little bit of everything, my physics ain't got no laws
A beaver tail on my ass and some webbing between my claws
I even got a duck bill sitting on my face and jaws

I'm naturally racially diverse, so listen to what I say
If you're looking for a punch line, you best look the other way
I'm gonna kick it old school like you started school today
I'm quite the sight to behold I deserve my own holiday

Don't screw with me or I'll whip out my toxic protection
The barbs on my feet have kept me from experiencing natural selection
And with my electric sensory, you'll not escape my detection
Nature surely made me in its own platypussy reflection

Though I may lay my eggs and seem all too humble
If you get yourself near my nest I'll really start to grumble
Mess with me or my kin and surely you'll find trouble
You'll go down in seconds flat, I'd hate to burst your bubble

I'm a beast and if you look,  sure enough I'm wild
You can look it up and find this out on my Wikipedia file
Go ahead and screw with me if you find yourself in denial
But you won't last a second, I'll eat you like a crocodile

Woooooord to yo mothahs

Happy fractaling!
:shakeplatypus: by Helen-Baq

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Fiery-Fire Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yo, yo yooooooooo platypus of mine
you haz been a bboy and fractals entwined
yo moves are so raw - yo platypus moves like he knows ;)

:lmao: omg Im sweating here trying to wraaaaaap for ya :lmao:
tis better come noticed ;) :hug:ss
Platinus Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love ya Iwona, and you know it ;)
Fiery-Fire Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:love: :glomp: I haz know yessssssssss :flirty: :snuggle:
Itoruna-The-Platypus Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Student Filmographer
fractal2cry Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
! crazy dude! no rotten eggs ok!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 11, 2010